WOT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so ya are lookin' a bit chuffed, mate. What's got your knickers in a knot? Spill the tea. We can't have you stuffing it all up, yeah? Maybe we want to go for a burger and you can chat us all about it. No judging here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Did sumfin tick ya off? Alright, mate. Spill the beans. You look like you could sn